Drama makes life richer

Top 10: Best pet names I’ve been called

Top 10 Lessons learned in 2011

1. No matter how good a writer you are, there will be days when you look at the keyboard and find your mind blank, or that nothing you write is any good.
2. Crisis can turn out to be a blessing if you learn to take away the bitterness it brings & open your heart to the lessons it could offer. 
3. Don’t waste your efforts and money this year in finding a relationship. You may lack this things for the coming years. 
4. A small act of kindness goes a long way. 
5. Birds sing after a storm. Why shouldn’t people delight when sunlight returns to their lives? 
6. Sometimes, all it takes is one look in the mirror to see why that person isn’t for you. 
7. If your asking “where are all the good men”? It’s simple.. “At home, with their moms.” 
8. The past is always with us, just waiting to mess with the present. 
9. “You can’t save a damsel if she loves her distress.” 
10. Sometimes, little things occupies the biggest part of human lives.

Top 5: Christmas Pick-Up Lines

1. “Bagay tayo, naughty ako…nice ka.”
2. “Wanna get sleighed tonight?”
3. “Kung totoo si Santa, pag gising ko mamayang alas-dose, katabi na kita…”
4. “Gusto mo makita yung 12 inch elf ko?”
5. “Di mo makikita si Rudolf tonight, pero meron ako ditong red, shiny and horny as well!”

Top 10: Reasons why to stay in a bad relationship.

The logic is to leave a bad relationship.  But somehow, a gajillion people stay in B-A-A-A-D relationships, for whatever reason they may have.  They’re in so much pain, yet they keep coming back for more.  I’m not judging here, it’s a fact.

1. Because when I watch her sleeping, I can still see the girl I fell in love with, before it all went bad.
2. Because the sex is crazily good.
3. Some people simply think that love is SUPPOSED to hurt.
4. Because even if he/she makes you the most miserable person in the world, he/she is also the only one who makes you the happiest.
5. Because there are no bad relationships. Only people with unrealistic expectations.
6. If you’ve accepted the fact that you’re simply  just one of those people who were destined to be in a bad relationship.
7. Because your stupid heart said so!
8. Because I hate the idea of starting the whole process all over again.
9. Because you’re too stubborn to admit that, once again, you failed.
10. Kasi chinto siya, at maraming lalakeng naiinsecure sa kanya kaya panay paninira ang sinasabi nila. I couldn’t find a man na sobrang sikat na. HEARTROB ANG PAPA KO, WINNER ANG LOLA NIYO!

Top 10: Things to say to a Unhappy Couple

1.   “Don’t worry, the make-up sex is worth all the trouble.”
2. “When face with relationship problems, look for a way, not a way out.
3. ”It takes just as much courage to stay, as it does to walk away.”
4. “There’s a big difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul.”
5. “Forget about all the reasons why it would not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.”
6. “The difference of “complete” and “finished”: kapag tama ang napangasawa mo, then you’re complete. Kapag mali naman, you’re finished!”
7. “Wag ninyo damdamin. Anong silbi ng pokpok at callboy.”
8. “Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence – a life sentence.
9. “Buti na lang single ako. Bleh!” 
10. Read tumbangpreso’s erotic blog together.

Top 10: Things To Say If You’re Crush Asks You “Am I Your Crush?”

1. “Feeling ka ha! Di ka naman kagandahan! Ang kapal ng mukha! Oo crush kita…”
2. “Maraming namamatay sa maling akala…”
3. “Dati, nung babae pa ang gusto ko.”
4. “If I say yes, do I get a free taste?”
5. “Hinaan mo yang boses mo pare, baka marinig tayo ni shota…”
6. “Crush, hindi. Sexy thoughts, oo.”
7. “Bakit, masama?”
8. “Oh no, sex na ba’to?”
9. “Anong crush-crush, TUWAD!”
10. “You’re not my crush…you’re my life.”

Top 10: Ways to say I love you without saying “I love you”

1.  “I woke up one morning and realized I’m yours.
2. “You’re not my whole life…you’re just my favorite part.”
3. “Hindi mo pa ko binabato, tinamaan na ko!”
4. “You’re my nebulizer. Without you, I can’t breathe.”
5. “You’re a welcome disease.”
6. “You’re worth all the tears.”
7. “She broke your heart? Want mine?”
8. “I give the same guarantee as the baby shampoo: ‘no more tears’.”
9. Q: Spell “EMPTY”? A: “W-I-T-H-O-U-T-Y-O-U”.
10. Parang asong walang amo, adik na walang damo, dinuguan na walang puto, ulo na walang kuto. Parang tinolang walang sabaw, babaeng walang dalaw, magsasakang walang kalabaw, at ako…pag walang ikaw.

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Top 10: Answers to the question “Musta Na Lovelife?”

Even though I’ve been in a long-term relationship, I spent the great majority of my life dreading the one question: actually ANY question about my love life.  So it’s quite interesting to hear how you guys will deal with this ballbreaker. I hated reunions and get togethers of any sort because I knew it was one of those let’s-compare-our-lives-to-see-who-fared-better-in-life kind of deals. And reunions/get togethers are where you get asked this question the most.

1. “Eto, parang patis, ang daming gustong makisawsaw.”
2. “Eto, parang Coke, ZERO.”
3. “Sinubukan ko na lahat: girl, boy, bakla, tomboy, wala talaga!”
4. “Eto, parang taxi: bawal mamili, bawal mabakante, at bawal tumanggi pag may gusto sumakay!”
5. “Eto, ang lovelife ko, parang buhok mo…bagsak!”
6. “Eto, parang entry ni tumbangpreso, hindi mai-like!”
7. “Eto, taken…taken for granted!”
8. “Buti pa ang chemistry class ko, may lab.”
9. “Ano, SUNTUKAN NA LANG?”
10. “Putang ina mo rin!”

Top 10: Signs that your a gaming and computer addict.

I haven’t been sick in such a long time that the feeling is alien.  Even earlier this morning I had fever again.  That’s why I haven’t been posting.  Sigh, and I was hoping for a great weekend.  Oh well, that’s life…

1. You know what ASCII means.
2. If you could perform all ninjutsu and genjutsu seals.
3. Your life changing decision is Wii vs. PS3 vs. Xbox 360. And your decision is based on which has gorier games.
4. If you love games that most people find boring, like riding a dragon and answering physics-related problems.
5. If you can name at least 3 Jedi Knights aside from Yoda, Obi Wan Kenobi, Qui Gon Jin, Win Du, Anakin Skywalker, and Palpatine.
6. If you are bullies’ favorite toy.
7. If you know who Cosmic Boy, Saturn Girl, Lightning Lad, Phantom Girl, and Chameleon Boy are, and you know their real names and home planets.
8. If you could name all 7 types of light sabre.
9. You know that W.O.P.R. doesn’t refer to just a hamburger.
10. You passionately argue the virtues of : Windows vs. Apple vs. Linux / ATI vs. nVidia / AMD vs. Intel / LCD vs. Plasma / Star Wars vs. Star Trek vs. / Comics vs. Graphic Novels / HD-DVD vs. Blu-Ray / USB vs. Firewire / Jobs vs. Gates /

Top 10: Things To Say To A Hot Guy/Girl With A Really Ugly Girlfriend/Boyfriend

1. “Pare, mahilig ka pala sa abstract…”
2. “Tale as old as time…”
3. “Sabi ko na nga ba, katawan lang ang habol mo eh!”
4. Ang ganda.. mula ulo mukhang paa!”
5. “Hindi ka na ba naawa sa mga magiging anak niyo?”
6. “Ikaw naman, nung sinabihan kitang be kind to animals, hindi naman ganyan!”
7. “Sabi ko na nga ba eh, mahilig ka sa inner beauty.”
8. “Uy, ang cute! Anong breed?”
9. “Bantay… Attack!
10. “Hoy, mag-sorry ka sa mga mata ko!”

Top 10: Creepiest ways to say “I love you”

“I love you”, is only nice if you like the source of the statement.  If you don’t, it’s about as nice as, “I kill you!!!”  So a lot of the times, it’s not the message, it’s the messenger.  We all know how this feels, because at one point in our lives or another, either someone has said this to us, or we’ve said this to somebody else, with disastrous results.

1. “Halika, laro tayo ng bahay-bahayan. Ikaw yung tatay, ako naman yung yaya.”
2. “Can I have your hair for this doll I’m making in your likeness?”
3. “Habang buhay ka namin, mamahalin ng ate ko…”
4. “Alam mo, kung ulam ka, araw-araw kitang kakainin.”
5. “Pag kinulong kitang parang ibon, huhuni ka rin kaya?”
6. “I really find you so attractive…coz you look like my younger sister…”
7. “Alam mo, kinukulam ko yung ibang lumiligaw sa yo…”
8. “Akala mo crush kita… sexy thoughts kaya kita.”
9. “Kung di ko puwedeng hawakan, puwede picture-an?”
10. “Akin na lang yang used panty mo, para kahit di kita kasama… di ko magagawang limutin kita.”

Top 10: Reasons why Ateneo or La Salle is better.

1. La Salle is better because they live happier lives. Diba ignorance is bliss?
2. Ateneo, kasi sabi nila, TIUmamba lang daw ang Ateneo.  Hindi no! NaTIUgi lang talaga ang La Salle!
3. Both are good; they supply quality education to those who failed to pass in U.P.
4. La Salle is better kasi they’re better in geography. Ateneo de Manila pero nasa Quezon City naman sila.
5. Ateneo is better because they know how to spell their name in cheerdance competitions.
6. The only reason Ateneo won was because the referee fell in love with Chris Tiu.
7. La Salle, because Ateneans make good employees, while Lasallians make good employers.
8. As the saying goes: Party with the La Sallians, but marry the Ateneans.
9. DLSU stands for: Di Lumusot Sa Upcat.
10. Ateneo, kasi religious.  Kasapi ako sa iglesia ni Chris Tiu.

spelling is not a crime.

INC: Iglesia ni ChrisTiu

Top 10: Lessons learned from Japan’s disaster

1. Natural calamities like earthquakes and tsunami are great equalizers. It spares no one, regardless of age, gender or social rank.
2. A small act of kindness goes a long way.
3. Crisis can turn out to be a blessing if you learn to take away the bitterness it brings & open your heart to the lessons it could offer.
4. Your millions are worth nothing if it couldn’t save the life of a loved one.
5. Even a great flood can’t wash away bad energy from genuinely bad people, nor kindness & love from truly good people.
6. Modern PHILVOLCS and PAGASA.
7. Nature has the final say. We can argue, but she has the last word.
8. Have emergency supplies of water, power bars, clothes, flashlights and batteries.
9. That the bayanihan spirit is alive and well in Filipino people despite they’re living in other country.
10. Count your blessings, tell your loved ones you love them, and when in a bad fix, always remember that it could have been worse.

Top 10: Things to say to someone who’s flirting with your partner

1. “Hindi new product ang girlfriend ko, walang free taste.”
2. “Makuha ka sa isang tingin, bitch.”
3. “Sorry, hindi siya pumapatol sa pangit.”
4. “Sorry ka, hindi na siya nakukuha sa starbucks coffee at load!”
5. “Dude, pili ka: O.R., E.R., or R.I.P.?”
6. “Hey bitch, you want your next period to come out of your nose?”
7. “Spell DESPERATE. It’s starts with U.”
8. “She’s all yours. And here’s a tip: stock up on antibiotics and painkillers.”
9. “Good luck, gusto mo din ma hemorrhoidectomy?”
10. “Pare, naupakan ka na ba ng pogi?”