Top 10: Answers to questions “Musta na lovelife?”

This is a pre-valentine post.So it’s quite interesting to hear how you guys will deal with this ball-breaker. I hated questions like this of any sort because I knew it was one of those let’s-compare-our-lives-to-see-who-fared-better-in-life kind of deals. And during valentines are where you get asked this question the most.

  1. “Eto, parang patis, ang daming gustong makisawsaw.”
  2. “Eto, parang Coke, ZERO.”
  3. “Sinubukan ko na lahat: girl, boy, bakla, tomboy, wala talaga!”
  4. “Eto, parang taxi: bawal mamili, bawal mabakante, at bawal tumanggi pag may gusto sumakay!”
  5. “Eto, ang lovelife ko, parang buhok mo…bagsak!”
  6. “Feeling ko ilang buwan pa, SAGO na ang lalabas dito!”
  7. “Eto, taken…taken for granted!”
  8. “Buti pa ang chemistry class ko, may lab.”
  9. “SUNTUKAN NA LANG?”
  10. “Putang ina mo rin!”
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